hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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