Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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