do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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