This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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