My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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