You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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