eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
barbara walters just said penis...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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