Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
