all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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