no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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