dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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