you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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