Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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