No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
he was CRYING into my vagina
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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