Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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