Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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