some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
