your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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