my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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