If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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