We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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