I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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