So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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