I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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