is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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