i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Do you remember whose house we're in?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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