Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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