I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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