well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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