What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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