Got a toothbrush?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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