Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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