We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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