every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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