So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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