Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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