it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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