I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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