After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Randomize
