I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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