Porn is love you can see.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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