i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I can't put those talents on a resume
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
