Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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