morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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