I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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