in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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