Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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