Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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