Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We left the knife in your bed.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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