i don't like sucking hair
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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