Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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