porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
