pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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