Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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