Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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