9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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