I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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